Monday, March 3, 2008

How true is this?

This was forwarded on my myspace, thought I would share:


FRIENDS VS. CIVILIAN FRIENDS

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid, when drunk.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security, so you dont get caught.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points alpha,bravo,and charlie.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: will tell you,"stop being a bitch and come on!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl/guy behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have hit on your girl/guy right in front of you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will never leave.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to score free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will," knock them the fuck out!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you if you get into trouble.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be right down there pushing with you when you get into trouble.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost,MILITARY FRIENDS VS. CIVILIAN FRIENDS just cause it is true and motivating.

Thought it was cute.

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